True Classics

[Ralf]

Had a few last night. Was out with a girl last night (hooray, I got a live :o ). In the restaurant the waiter came with a fancy cocktail, not ordered by us, asking "Sex on the beach?" - "No, but thank you for the suggestion." the girl said. He went away, she stared at me: "WHAT was the drink called? What did I say?" :o


When we left the restaurant she caculated what she had paid. "Six for dinner, six for the drinks." We both burst into laughter. "I'll invite you next time" I said :D

She was pretty much of a maiden to my driving. So in the first corner, taken still in a modest style, honest :) , she shouted "OH MY GOD, RALF!", starting to laugh half a second later. Not only men have a dirty mind :D

She is a good friend of mine and I don't intend to ridicule her. We have lots of fun and you can't beat her in an argument. So expect more to come.

Cheers

[Katana]

Introduce her to me dude..

[Ralf]

She's too old for you, whatever your chosen age is atm;)

[Danbo]

LMAO @ chosen age....

[Turbo_Steve]

She sounds nice....especially if she can cope with modest cornering.



It's always nice when your other half is sat beside you and says "I thought you said this had 200 brake?"

"well, yes?"

"So why are we still behind this Corsa?"

"Are you asking me to overtake?"

"Well, I'm not asking you for a lollipop, am I?"

And thus began one of the happiest parts of my life. -sigh-

[Danbo]

LMAO.........@ not asking for a lollipop..

[Ralf]

She sounds nice....especially if she can cope with modest cornering.



It's always nice when your other half is sat beside you and says "I thought you said this had 200 brake?"

"well, yes?"

"So why are we still behind this Corsa?"

"Are you asking me to overtake?"

"Well, I'm not asking you for a lollipop, am I?"

And thus began one of the happiest parts of my life. -sigh-



Aaah, some women...[ dreaming]..................................... X-[ /dreaming] have to find such a girl yet. :(

[Turbo_Steve]

She looked cute with a lollipop, though.

[chiark]

My wife, who I wouldn't swap for anything (no, not even Kylie), has once and only once said "put your foot down".

I still savour that day... And try to remind her that she can indeed say the words. ;) :D

[Turbo_Steve]

Wife: the second worst performance mod a car can have, beaten to the 'bottom spot' only by "Kids." The ultimate performace killer.

[ChRoMe]

not my daughter (5) "FASTER DADDY FASTER!!!!" .. 5 mins later on the "twisties" .... "zzzZZZzzzz" LOL

[ChRoMe]

even the wife admitted she loves the new car :)

(but hates all the security malarky)

[symon wrx]

il echo that chrome daughter just laughs, & starts jumping about in her seat :)

[symon wrx]

also with a wife & kids youve got extra hands when it comes to cleaning your pride & joy ;-)

[ChRoMe]

hehe not bloody likely! LOL the wife isnt interested and the last time my daughter "helped" me I ended up with a 3inch scratch where she dropped the songe and picked up soem grit and rubbed it in for me !!

since I got the scoob only Im allowed to clean it.. dont even trust the valet guy @ work.. :) :D

[symon wrx]

they do need training ;-)