VinnyP!
13-01-2006, 09:00 PM
:fluffle: Apologies for the length of this
If you could be in custody for what you wanted to do I'd be typing this from a cell. I try to keep myself to myself I am not a trouble maker.
There I was happy as Larry dancing through covent garden when I saw 3 guys loading a truck (Parked on a single yellow line and causing no obstruction and no one passed in the 20000 hours I was standing there discussing the matter with the heroic traffic warden) from a building site with rubble: they were posing for a picture taken by a Westminster Council Traffic warden with their ticket. I am not joking they were posing and being friendly. I heard them say can't we load up, he replied yes but our rules are more that 20 minutes and you are not loading quickly enough. I usually have little sympathy after all I am a B4st4r0 police officer but it seemed odd. This was a small tipper truck nearly full and 3 people clearly actively loading and sweating profusely (not a govt contract), so I intervened (huge mistake). This was the conversation (condensed by a long long time)
"Hi did you say that even though they are loading you are ticketing them"?
"Yes" (as the conversation went on it became clear his english was not great but yes he had off pat)
"Why"
"It's none of your business"
"I know, but humour me if they are loading and its lawful for them to do so why ticket them?"
"I am doing my job they can appeal if they are not happy"
"Look if they are parked legally why ticket them?"
"We allow 20 minutes to load after 11.00am in Westminster"
"But they are actively loading?"
"Yes"
"So despite the guidlines, they are not parked illegally?"
"Yes"
"So why issue the ticket"?
"They can appeal"
"But why should they have to?"
"Its my job to give out tickets if they are not happy they should appeal"
This called for drastic action so i dusted off my warrant card and showed it to him, (god I look so young in the picture and is Robert Peel's signature worth anything on e-bay)
This really imnpressed him so he said
"Yes"
"Look he's parked legally so withdraw the ticket you are not being fair"
"Yes" ... "But I have issued the ticket he has to appeal"
"Not only is he loading but like most of the lines around Westminster there are no T marks at the end of the yellow line so he can park here anyway"
"Yes" ... "If he appeals"
"Please use your radio to call your supervisor" we must be able to sort this out
"No it doesn't work" (I was not entirely sure of the veracity of this statement since whilst I was there I heard "Rassie" successfully negotiate brown sauce with his sausage in a roll)
"Does your supervisor have a phone number?"
"Yes"
"Can I call him?"
"My number is on the ticket, all they have to do is appeal"
"Look, OK, supposing you take my details and I dispense them to park here then surely everyone is happy and you can cancel the ticket?"
"No" ... "they have to appeal"
"Please Can I speak to anyone who can help"
"Yes"
"Hooray, who?"
"All the details are on the ticket they have to appeal"
To my shame at this point I lost the will to live and left. I gave my details to the workmen (who were great and grateful for my efforts) and the warden whose details I have but after 4 attempts to spell my rank and name I am not entirely sure has it spelt correctly.
So my questions to people who know these things,
1) If they are actively loading are they limited to 20 minutes if all the sign says is "Except for loading"
2) Is it still the case that Yellow lines have to be terminated with a T to be valid?
3) Can I ... and get a sympathetic jury?
If you could be in custody for what you wanted to do I'd be typing this from a cell. I try to keep myself to myself I am not a trouble maker.
There I was happy as Larry dancing through covent garden when I saw 3 guys loading a truck (Parked on a single yellow line and causing no obstruction and no one passed in the 20000 hours I was standing there discussing the matter with the heroic traffic warden) from a building site with rubble: they were posing for a picture taken by a Westminster Council Traffic warden with their ticket. I am not joking they were posing and being friendly. I heard them say can't we load up, he replied yes but our rules are more that 20 minutes and you are not loading quickly enough. I usually have little sympathy after all I am a B4st4r0 police officer but it seemed odd. This was a small tipper truck nearly full and 3 people clearly actively loading and sweating profusely (not a govt contract), so I intervened (huge mistake). This was the conversation (condensed by a long long time)
"Hi did you say that even though they are loading you are ticketing them"?
"Yes" (as the conversation went on it became clear his english was not great but yes he had off pat)
"Why"
"It's none of your business"
"I know, but humour me if they are loading and its lawful for them to do so why ticket them?"
"I am doing my job they can appeal if they are not happy"
"Look if they are parked legally why ticket them?"
"We allow 20 minutes to load after 11.00am in Westminster"
"But they are actively loading?"
"Yes"
"So despite the guidlines, they are not parked illegally?"
"Yes"
"So why issue the ticket"?
"They can appeal"
"But why should they have to?"
"Its my job to give out tickets if they are not happy they should appeal"
This called for drastic action so i dusted off my warrant card and showed it to him, (god I look so young in the picture and is Robert Peel's signature worth anything on e-bay)
This really imnpressed him so he said
"Yes"
"Look he's parked legally so withdraw the ticket you are not being fair"
"Yes" ... "But I have issued the ticket he has to appeal"
"Not only is he loading but like most of the lines around Westminster there are no T marks at the end of the yellow line so he can park here anyway"
"Yes" ... "If he appeals"
"Please use your radio to call your supervisor" we must be able to sort this out
"No it doesn't work" (I was not entirely sure of the veracity of this statement since whilst I was there I heard "Rassie" successfully negotiate brown sauce with his sausage in a roll)
"Does your supervisor have a phone number?"
"Yes"
"Can I call him?"
"My number is on the ticket, all they have to do is appeal"
"Look, OK, supposing you take my details and I dispense them to park here then surely everyone is happy and you can cancel the ticket?"
"No" ... "they have to appeal"
"Please Can I speak to anyone who can help"
"Yes"
"Hooray, who?"
"All the details are on the ticket they have to appeal"
To my shame at this point I lost the will to live and left. I gave my details to the workmen (who were great and grateful for my efforts) and the warden whose details I have but after 4 attempts to spell my rank and name I am not entirely sure has it spelt correctly.
So my questions to people who know these things,
1) If they are actively loading are they limited to 20 minutes if all the sign says is "Except for loading"
2) Is it still the case that Yellow lines have to be terminated with a T to be valid?
3) Can I ... and get a sympathetic jury?